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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #350 on: May 07, 2018, 04:44:49 PM »
Well, regardless of what happens in the Caps-Pens series, I don't think you're going to have to sacrifice any live animals until the Finals.


(And if the Caps somehow make it to the Finals, I'll likely need several farms and perhaps a zoo of animals to sacrifice.)
be only appropriate to use the ones in the National Zoo. It’s dying anyway.

You pull that off, and I’ll get you a beer when you’re done. It’s not that I want the animals dead, it’s just that if you succeed, you kinda earned it, but mostly I’d prefer you to be on my side.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #351 on: May 07, 2018, 04:50:00 PM »
be only appropriate to use the ones in the National Zoo. It’s dying anyway.

You pull that off, and I’ll get you a beer when you’re done. It’s not that I want the animals dead, it’s just that if you succeed, you kinda earned it, but mostly I’d prefer you to be on my side.
Why- Smithsonian allowing too many schoolkids to barrf on the pandas ?
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #352 on: May 07, 2018, 04:53:21 PM »
Lost a big chunk of exhibits
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #353 on: May 07, 2018, 04:56:06 PM »
Lost a big chunk of exhibits

Thanks Obama Trump!
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #354 on: May 07, 2018, 04:56:51 PM »
Thanks Obama Trump!
oh, it’s been on the slide for awhile
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #355 on: May 07, 2018, 05:01:07 PM »
Lost a big chunk of exhibits
To who- homeless people ?  Ted Cruz ?
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #356 on: May 13, 2018, 04:14:52 PM »
Oh darkest of princes, please see fit to make it where I do not have to post like a pirate for a month.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #357 on: May 13, 2018, 07:49:23 PM »
Oh darkest of princes, please see fit to make it where I do not have to post like a pirate for a month.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #358 on: May 13, 2018, 10:26:16 PM »
Dear Satan,

         Go fist yourself!
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #359 on: May 23, 2018, 09:40:36 PM »
Thank you, Great Satan.



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