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Offline B_lake

Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #325 on: December 14, 2016, 01:35:36 PM »
network has gotta be something like the classic stations that you picked up with the ol' rabbit ears.

Yeah, that's how I define it.  It's probably not the proper definition, but anything that's non cable.  Your ABC, NBC, Fox, CBS networks.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #326 on: December 19, 2016, 12:52:58 AM »
network has gotta be something like the classic stations that you picked up with the ol' rabbit ears.
It was ABC, I think.  I couldn't tell you more than 2 shows on that network (pretty sure that's the station for DWTS).  Don't even know who the anchor(s) are for the news there.
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Offline Mannyrules3

Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #327 on: January 05, 2017, 09:23:01 AM »
Dear Satan, please grant your evil powers to Tom Brady so he may win his fifth ring this year and become the official GOAT.  I know you have a thing for goats after all.  Not that Tom needs the help but everyone hates him anyway so its not like getting help from the devil is going to make things worse.

Thanks bruh, 

Manny

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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #328 on: February 25, 2017, 07:43:33 PM »
Damnit.  I forgot how to quote on this site.  But, damn, if there was EVER the proof I needed in the power of the dark lord, Manny's prayer cinches it.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #329 on: February 26, 2017, 03:08:41 PM »
Damnit.  I forgot how to quote on this site.  But, damn, if there was EVER the proof I needed in the power of the dark lord, Manny's prayer cinches it.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #330 on: April 20, 2017, 04:14:19 PM »
What the hell is wrong with us?  We let the real prayer thread get more replies than the great prayer thread.

Dear Mr. Elzibub, please let the Rangers and Habs beat each other up so much, that whoever wins has no shot in the next round.  In all of your names I pray. NEMA!
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #331 on: April 26, 2017, 07:36:49 PM »
Oh lord of darkness, please look over those many souls who paid the price for BSPN's incompetence.
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Offline kburjr

Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #332 on: August 09, 2017, 09:47:34 PM »
Hey Satan, I don't believe in you, either!!  C'mon big guy, it's between you and Gawd to strike me down first.  I don't have to call him out, he knows(omnipotent ya know).  I'm betting physiology wins.
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Offline kburjr

Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #333 on: August 10, 2017, 06:58:30 PM »
Hey Satan, I don't believe in you, either!!  C'mon big guy, it's between you and Gawd to strike me down first.  I don't have to call him out, he knows(omnipotent ya know).  I'm betting physiology wins.

Hey'Bub. What you got?
"Democracy? I want nothing to do with a system which operates on the premise that my rights don't exist simply because I am outnumbered."

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 “Keep a goverment poor and weak and it's your servant; when it is rich and powerful it becomes your master.”
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #334 on: December 21, 2017, 07:40:01 PM »
Dear Satan. You were always my favorite Sabres player.

All hail slovaks!
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #335 on: December 21, 2017, 10:12:08 PM »
Dear Satan. You were always my favorite Sabres player.

All hail slovaks!
that dude had some nifty stick work. Thankfully when he went to NY, Yashin and DiPietro has contracts that crippled the Isles rebuilding stage for years.
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Offline BuccinGator

Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #336 on: December 27, 2017, 07:52:04 PM »
Dear prince of darkness, may you ruthlessly smite Foggy for moving this thread and taking away the cool picture. Then, may you grant him a small boon for at least having the thread pinned. In your name I don't pray.

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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #337 on: December 28, 2017, 10:29:01 AM »
Beelzebub Morning Star Lucifer Devil Demon Satan,

Please make it so my dentist doesn't notice that I haven't been flossing every day at my appointment today.

Thanks


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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #338 on: December 28, 2017, 11:58:19 AM »
Beelzebub Morning Star Lucifer Devil Demon Satan,

Please make it so my dentist doesn't notice that I haven't been flossing every day at my appointment today.

Thanks


lol. like you have a better rapport with Old Scratch than dentists do.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #339 on: December 31, 2017, 03:53:57 PM »
that dude had some nifty stick work. Thankfully when he went to NY, Yashin and DiPietro has contracts that crippled the Isles rebuilding stage for years.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #340 on: December 31, 2017, 06:44:55 PM »
Charles Wang may’ve been the worst NHL owner in history.  Yes, even worse than Jerry Mites.

Huh, huh, huh. You said Wang.
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