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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1625 on: February 08, 2018, 05:23:28 AM »
I got to the art musesum, Fishy! This jawn is packed. Lots of eagles, big dick Nick, Dallas sucks, and free meek mill chants. Also, a guy brought a silver folding chair that looks kinda like the Lombardi trophy. He raised it up, and now the crowd is chanting “Chair! Chair Chair!”

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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1626 on: February 08, 2018, 06:51:42 AM »
Holy shit, man. I’m both excited and terrified. This place is a barrel of kerosene. Just needs a spark.
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1627 on: February 08, 2018, 07:58:44 AM »
Holy shit, man. I’m both excited and terrified. This place is a barrel of kerosene. Just needs a spark.
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1628 on: February 08, 2018, 09:42:56 AM »
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1630 on: March 07, 2018, 01:58:55 PM »
Eagles trade back up WR Marcus Johnson and a 5th for Michael Bennett and a 7th.

Bennett isn’t what he was, but it didn’t cost Philly much to add a guy who will rotate in on their two line fronts. Not a bad piece to have for a fresh 30~ snaps per game
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« Reply #1631 on: March 07, 2018, 02:06:04 PM »
I think this means Philly will move on from Vinny Curry

If you can get him cheap, he’s a nice player
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1632 on: March 08, 2018, 12:05:36 AM »
I think this means Philly will move on from Vinny Curry

If you can get him cheap, he’s a nice player
Philly should trade that non Super Bowl winning QB, Wentz to Pittsburgh for a second rounder.
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1633 on: March 08, 2018, 01:20:43 AM »
Philly should trade that non Super Bowl winning QB, Wentz to Pittsburgh for a second rounder.

Wentz is a system QB. That was proven
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1634 on: March 08, 2018, 06:37:23 AM »







... more importantly:

Tom Brady is reflecting on how his children coped with the crushing loss.

“You know, Benny was crying, Vivi was crying and they were sad for me and sad for the Patriots,” Brady said in a preview clip of his Facebook series, “Tom v. Time,” which aired Wednesday on “Good Morning America.”

“But I just said to them, ‘Look, you guys, this is a great lesson. We don’t always win. We try our best and sometimes it doesn’t go the way we want.'”






... great lesson maybe, but like me, those kids lives are changed forever







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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1635 on: March 08, 2018, 07:04:21 AM »






... more importantly:

Tom Brady is reflecting on how his children coped with the crushing loss.

“You know, Benny was crying, Vivi was crying and they were sad for me and sad for the Patriots,” Brady said in a preview clip of his Facebook series, “Tom v. Time,” which aired Wednesday on “Good Morning America.”

“But I just said to them, ‘Look, you guys, this is a great lesson. We don’t always win. We try our best and sometimes it doesn’t go the way we want.'”






... great lesson maybe, but like me, those kids lives are changed forever

I can Sol walking up to these crying kids and saying "you're not just the loser... you're the BIGGEST loser!!! Even the Browns had a better season than you!!"  Then he walks away with a creepy laugh
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1636 on: March 08, 2018, 07:25:41 AM »
Wentz is a system QB. That was proven
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1637 on: March 08, 2018, 07:37:31 AM »
I can Sol walking up to these crying kids and saying "you're not just the loser... you're the BIGGEST loser!!! Even the Browns had a better season than you!!"  Then he walks away with a creepy laugh
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1638 on: March 08, 2018, 09:26:57 AM »
The Steelers are 12M over the cap?!?!

Really?
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1639 on: March 08, 2018, 09:27:31 AM »
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1640 on: March 08, 2018, 09:43:33 AM »
The Steelers are 12M over the cap?!?!

Really?
It's Tomlin's Sunglasses guy that puts them over.
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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1641 on: March 08, 2018, 12:20:19 PM »
I can Sol walking up to these crying kids and saying "you're not just the loser... you're the BIGGEST loser!!!

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Re: The NEW NFL General Thread
« Reply #1642 on: May 01, 2018, 10:36:05 PM »




Guys, these are back. Subscribe to the channel so you can see them when they come out. These are all small time comedians from Boston who take turns talking about their teams. For me, the Steelers guy is the best. His delivery, his mannerisms, his lines etc are just great!  There's one after the SB where the Pats guy is drinking a beer and he says "oh, you only brought 5?  You didn't have enough for a six pack?!?"  He then chuckles to himself, looks around for others to be laughing but nobody is.  It's hilarious.

Anyway, I'm glad these are back. Hope you guys enjoy them.
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