Space-X launch

[BuccinGator]

So, has anybody here heard what the BTesque flat earther's are saying after yesterday's launch? Just curious. Wonder if that dude in Cali still has his gofundme page up. Guess I should also check Kyrie Irving's twitter feed. The power of the Illuminati is strong indeed.

[Mr. Shickadance]

that dude in Cali

dbldwn?

[Cali Cat]

dbldwn?

OMFG ...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...
Hahahahahahahahahaha ...

Hahahaha ...

Ha.

[Misterfamous]

So, has anybody here heard what the BTesque flat earther's are saying after yesterday's launch? Just curious. Wonder if that dude in Cali still has his gofundme page up. Guess I should also check Kyrie Irving's twitter feed. The power of the Illuminati is strong indeed.

"It were fake !"

https://www.livescience.com/61688-flat-earthers-spacex-falcon-heavy-conspiracy.html

"It's a Matchbox car !"

https://www.livescience.com/61690-why-spacex-roadster-looks-fake.html

dbldwn?

Ha !

[Red Hessian]

dbldwn?

+1

Give that man an imaginary upvote

[Mr. Shickadance]

I'm here all week, folks. Try the veal!

[wild-turkey]

I'm here all week, folks. Try the veal!

I've seen the rest of your act...don't quit the day job.

[Mr. Shickadance]

[BuccinGator]

The links MF posted says these morons want proof with their eyes. There's simple proof in the sky trek of our sun and moon. They would travel at greatly varying rates not only to their current path, but also depending on which city you were in and its location on this "disk." They can even see it for themselves if they choose. Turn on a lamp. Now get a coin and imagine a spot on it as being your location. Now, rotate the coin at a consistent rate. They could even glue something to represent a tiny building or something. Now do the same with a golf ball. See on which one the light behaves more like our sun. Also, thank God our orbital axis doesn't run right through the plane of the disc, where we rotated like a DVD instead of a spinning coin. Freakin' morons.

[Misterfamous]

The links MF posted says these morons want proof with their eyes. There's simple proof in the sky trek of our sun and moon. They would travel at greatly varying rates not only to their current path, but also depending on which city you were in and its location on this "disk." They can even see it for themselves if they choose. Turn on a lamp. Now get a coin and imagine a spot on it as being your location. Now, rotate the coin at a consistent rate. They could even glue something to represent a tiny building or something. Now do the same with a golf ball. See on which one the light behaves more like our sun. Also, thank God our orbital axis doesn't run right through the plane of the disc, where we rotated like a DVD instead of a spinning coin. Freakin' morons.

None of them ever said it had to make logical sense.  Anyone who's ever flown in a jet airplane can tell you they observed the curvature of the Earth. 

While I've traveled in almost exclusively the northern hemisphere, I've gone all the way east, from New York to the Steppes and west from California to Korea, Taiwan and Pakistan.  I suppose a flat-earther could expail how I've been duped, maybe something about how compasses are controlled by the Illuminati or that vaccines and mind control movies obscure depth perception or something.

[Red Hessian]

There’s a starMAAAAAAAAAN waiting in the sky

[NFL-Solomon]

None of them ever said it had to make logical sense.  Anyone who's ever flown in a jet airplane can tell you they observed the curvature of the Earth. 

While I've traveled in almost exclusively the northern hemisphere, I've gone all the way east, from New York to the Steppes and west from California to Korea, Taiwan and Pakistan.  I suppose a flat-earther could expail how I've been duped, maybe something about how compasses are controlled by the Illuminati or that vaccines and mind control movies obscure depth perception or something.

Were you looking at a compass the whole time???

[Misterfamous]

Were you looking at a compass the whole time???

I looked at it pretty regularly, and the plane didn't turn much.  Why- you think NASA hacked into analog compasses ?

I'm a little suspicious of a theory where no one's ever seen this "edge of the earth" that apparently is a cliff into nowhere or something.

[BuccinGator]

I looked at it pretty regularly, and the plane didn't turn much.  Why- you think NASA hacked into analog compasses ?

I'm a little suspicious of a theory where no one's ever seen this "edge of the earth" that apparently is a cliff into nowhere or something.

It's located at the poles, according to the links you provided. Nevermind that it would actually have to run around a line of longitude and its 180 degree cousin and bisect the equator twice somewhere.

[Misterfamous]

It's located at the poles, according to the links you provided. Nevermind that it would actually have to run around a line of longitude and its 180 degree cousin and bisect the equator twice somewhere.

Yeah, supposed to look something like:



So the sun and moon are apparently a lot smaller than we thought, I guess.  (Also, eclipses play hell with the model, and are probably faked by NASA + whoever is fluoridating our water.)

[NFL-Solomon]

I looked at it pretty regularly, and the plane didn't turn much.  Why- you think NASA hacked into analog compasses ?

I'm a little suspicious of a theory where no one's ever seen this "edge of the earth" that apparently is a cliff into nowhere or something.

Well since they say earth is a disc, they could have moved the machinery that "produces" the north pole on it's circular track when you weren't looking.

[Misterfamous]

Well since they say earth is a disc, they could have moved the machinery that "produces" the north pole on it's circular track when you weren't looking.

Plane would still have to be banking all the time.  Though those shifty Jew-Illuminati-NASA types could be screwing with the altimeter and artificial horizon...

[NFL-Solomon]

Plane would still have to be banking all the time.  Though those shifty Jew-Illuminati-NASA types could be screwing with the altimeter and artificial horizon...

VR

Trump's fault no doubt.