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Clever girl............
« on: February 12, 2018, 08:28:54 PM »
Suspected big cat poacher 'savaged and eaten alive by lion pride he was trying to hunt'

A big cat poacher has reportedly been killed and eaten by the pride of lions he was trying to hunt.

The suspected hunter was heard screaming for help as he was mauled and bitten to death by lions in the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoespruit, near Phalaborwa in South Africa.

The pride were unhurt and it looks as though they saved themselves from the unfortunate fate of Cecil the Lion and his son Xanda, who were both shot dead in South Africa.

Authorities presume the man was hunting the lions, who left his head almost untouched, after a hunting rifle was found close to what was left of his body.

The man is yet to be formally named and police in Limpopo have requested help from the Department of Home Affairs to identify him.

A local worker said: ‘The head was still there but the lions had eaten most of the rest.

‘A scream was heard and the lions were scattered by the sound of gunshots but it was too late to do anything for him. He was eaten’.

‘The process of identifying this body has already commenced and it might be made easier as his head was amongst the remains found at the scene’, said
Police Lieutenant-Colonel Moatshe Ngoepe.

Poachers often target lions as the species are highly prized in areas such as the Far East, where they are used in traditional medicines. Parts of the animal, such as bones, skin and fur can fetch thousands from buyers.

British photographer Charlie Lynham, 59, said that two sets of footprints had been found next to the man’s remains.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/suspected-poacher-eaten-pride-lions-trying-hunt-141210605.html
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Re: Clever girl............
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2018, 08:31:16 PM »
I like the Jurassic Park reference.

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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2018, 08:31:33 PM »
#poacherlivesmatter
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2018, 11:14:16 PM »
I like the Jurassic Park reference.

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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 01:01:31 AM »
Say goodnight, Wayne
More like goodnight Bob.
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2018, 01:54:44 AM »
If I could choose how to die being mauled by a certain cat doesn't sound that bad.  ;)


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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2018, 03:06:04 AM »
More like goodnight Bob.

Maybe I should have said, "Good Knight, Wayne"?
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2018, 08:31:14 AM »
Maybe I should have said, "Good Knight, Wayne"?

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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2018, 08:57:13 AM »
Maybe I should have said, "Good Knight, Wayne"?
Agreed, much better twist.
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2018, 11:00:16 AM »
If I could choose how to die being mauled by a certain cat doesn't sound that bad.  ;)


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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2018, 12:04:58 PM »
 That's one mean pussy..........cat!
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2018, 12:06:48 PM »
That bitch is a blackbelt and will take you apart piece by piece.  I’ll take the lion going for the quick kill.

As long as it's not one oif these newfangled gay AIDS tigers.

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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2018, 12:17:58 PM »
If I could choose how to die being mauled by a certain cat doesn't sound that bad.  ;)


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Oh, FFS!

LOL

That bitch is a blackbelt and will take you apart piece by piece.  I’ll take the lion going for the quick kill.

Well, we're taught the idea of "one strike," but for certain folks I'd make an exception ... the more slowly and painfully, the better.  cali1
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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2018, 12:26:02 PM »
It's some cold gangsta chit leaving the head untouched for other hunters to see.  If these lions had opposable thumbs that head would have been up on a pike.