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Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« on: February 13, 2018, 12:41:51 PM »
Have some cake.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2018, 12:43:05 PM »
Is it Blue's birthday, too? If so, crappy birthday to him.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2018, 12:45:09 PM »
I hope he is as old as Sabbath.
"Democracy? I want nothing to do with a system which operates on the premise that my rights don't exist simply because I am outnumbered."

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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2018, 12:47:09 PM »
I hope he is as old as Sabbath.

Nope, the fucker isn't even 40.
He's gettin' close, though.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 12:49:17 PM »
Nope, the fucker isn't even 40.
He's gettin' close, though.

Friggin kids.  I'm surrounded by friggin kids.
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“Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign.”
― John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2018, 01:04:22 PM »
Have some cake.



w00t!!


Thanks so much!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2018, 01:05:28 PM »
Nope, the fucker isn't even 40.
He's gettin' close, though.
yeah, I’ve already begun pumping the breaks. Whooooaaa there clock. Eeeeasy.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2018, 01:09:06 PM »
w00t!!


Thanks so much!

You're welcome!  tony1

Now ... for the birthday spankings ...

(don't tell dbldwn, he'll get all jealous)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2018, 01:09:44 PM »
Friggin kids.  I'm surrounded by friggin kids.
That should go nicely with your 2nd Childhood.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2018, 01:13:16 PM »
Considering that it’s currently congruous with Mardi Gras, I shall be treating myself to the finest bottle of bourbon that the closest liquor store peddles. Mmhmm. Like sooner than later.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2018, 01:13:52 PM »
yeah, I’ve already begun pumping the breaks. Whooooaaa there clock. Eeeeasy.

Like gravity, ain't no stoppin til you hit the ground
"Democracy? I want nothing to do with a system which operates on the premise that my rights don't exist simply because I am outnumbered."

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 “Keep a goverment poor and weak and it's your servant; when it is rich and powerful it becomes your master.”
―H. Beam Piper


“Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign.”
― John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2018, 02:43:56 PM »
Boooo
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2018, 02:57:45 PM »
Light fuse, get away

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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2018, 04:02:40 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2018, 04:05:18 PM »
Light fuse, get away

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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2018, 04:07:07 PM »
LOL
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2018, 04:12:08 PM »





Since, for some reason, titles are no longer showing up with youtube videos, the above is entitled "Elephantitis of the Nuts."
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2018, 04:14:32 PM »



Since, for some reason, titles are no longer showing up with youtube videos, the above is entitled "Elephantitis of the Nuts."
perfect. Nice pull.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2018, 04:18:35 PM »



Since, for some reason, titles are no longer showing up with youtube videos, the above is entitled "Elephantitis of the Nuts."

Just had a Breakfast Club Night last weekend.  Memories
"Democracy? I want nothing to do with a system which operates on the premise that my rights don't exist simply because I am outnumbered."

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―H. Beam Piper


“Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign.”
― John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2018, 04:18:41 PM »
perfect. Nice pull.

Everyone knows I have a juvenile sense of humor,
But I can't help but giggle every time some guy posts "nice pull."
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2018, 05:03:30 PM »
Dbl just keeled over
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2018, 06:17:07 PM »
Just had a Breakfast Club Night last weekend.  Memories

Eff you, Bart Simpson
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2018, 06:34:46 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2018, 07:36:45 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday, Red!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2018, 09:47:39 PM »
Omg. Best birthday ever. I’ve been into (really into) some chick with whom I’ve been totally ensconced within my mind, and the feelings were completely replicated tonight. We hooked up (easy tiger. Innocent) and it was pretty goddamn good.

The only thing is, IM GONNA FUCK THIS UP

she’s 25, smokin hot, and a med student.

Oh, did I mention my wife agreed to go out for dinner with me today? Finally?

So fucked.

Don’t care. I’m on cloud fuckin 9.
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